Sarcasm is my only defense

lovecrumbss:

Cate Blanchett at the Academy Awards; 1999.

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doyouknowwhatimeme:

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elodieunderglass:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

halloween-2023:

This is also true of the Greatest Song In The World that Tenacious D sing for the devil.

Originally posted by claycaduceus

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mikkeneko:

vexwerewolf:

beardedmrbean:

This is one of the funniest noises I’ve ever heard in my life

for the love of god unmute

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cantabilechaos:

cantabilechaos:

When I was a kid edgy alternative teens/tweens used to draw scary gory demented vent art and it was literally fine cause it was just kids trying to act ~sick and twisted~ in like a quirky way to cope with the world like literally just reading JTHM and going “that’s so cool I wanna draw like that” but nowadays a kid can’t draw like a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque creepy face without a bunch of true crime girlies going “oh my god they’re literally the next Jeffrey Dahmer their parents need to put them under observation or something before they start murdering animals or something”

“Obsession with dark and violent things is a warning sign of being a future killer”

Have you literally ever met an emo kid? They’ll draw demons and ghouls bleeding out of every orifice and threatening each other with big knives and then cry when they find a dead bunny in their yard

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itistimetodisappear:

degenderates:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

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were–ralph:

audio-video-disco:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

not me being flagged for an image that no longer exists that was already deleted from my previously deleted and nuked blog

jsyk it was a werewolf shitpost with this image so what are we even doing lol

i like to think me and staff dont have beef and i dont have random haters ive never interacted with then this kind of stuff happens and its like girl i dont have time for this kys

genuinely though i can find at least 10 posts in less than two minutes that feature unflagged uncensored cock and cum but a post from three months ago that doesn’t even exist anymore is over the line

Woke up to four more someone really doesn’t like me

It’s like we’re witnessing the persecution of Tumblr Jesus

If I die I will return in 3 days

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hiveswap:

autism69:

autism69:

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

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tritiumsun-deactivated20231023:

My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I grow catnip in my mint garden. The neighbourhood cats do not like the smell of the other mints. But they know that if they come to me and ask, I will go and pick some catnip leaves for them. I’ve become the neighbourhood cat weed man.

#so tired i read this as mind garden and was fascinated by whatever that could possibly mean

I imagine the catnip real hard and the kitties love it

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probablyasocialecologist:

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toastyglow:

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telvi1:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

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mariacallous:

“They should fuck nasty” is one of the most insightful and universal observations about any media.

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